NOTE TO SELF: part the sixth.3

...wife would like it known the previous photo was a fake. It was doctored years ago by Steve Gadlin as a part of an elaborate prank on Paul Luikart....

NOTE TO SELF: part the sixth.2

...while it may seem like a good idea to shave off your eyebrows in order to look more like your daughters it is not...

NOTE TO SELF: part the sixth

...after viewing a plethora, a myriad, a cornucopia, a whole bunch of Mary Jane's baby pictures it has become apparent that both daughters look like their mother and only their mother. Any noticed similarities between them and their father were merely products of wishful thinking...

NOTE TO SELF: part the fifth

...babies can only sneeze in your face so many times before you get their cold...

NOTE TO SELF: part the fourth

...more frequent posting does not rectify a lack of posting when people have stopped reading the blog due to lack of posting....

NOTE TO SELF: part the third.3

...don't write posts which make it sound like you ran over your wife...

NOTE TO SELF: part the third.2

...small car can equal big bruises on wife...