Re: Comment on previous post
The management would like to express our sincere apologies for berating your sensibilities with unbaby like pictures as was seen previously. We at Broge and Broge incorporated (the people people) strive for excellence on our website at all times. We take full responsibility for any emotional harm this may have caused. Due to the management being out of town we have been unable to upload any of the new photos of our product which the advertising department has taken. In order to fill up space a rookie decided to use an old photo "for yuks". Rest assured this new employee has been sacked. To ensure future quality in our design we have even gone so far as to sack the employee who hired this young lackey some time ago. Upper management is currently debating about whether or not they should sack those who did the sacking just to make sure the message is well understood in the home office.
All of this could have been avoided if our home office was in possession of an i-phone. Then we could be like our rival company and post photos while on business trips. Of course then we would need to incur not only the expense of the technological equipment but the added expense of accessing the Internet on a monthly basis. We are a small company (with big aspirations) and are unlikely to afford such high tech equipment in the near future.
Again...we apologize for all silliness and will strive for a more serious tone in the future.
Addendum: The manager in charge of details and organization has brought it to the attention of the manager in charge of excessive wordiness that some of the details in the above message may be misleading. It makes it sound as though some unauthorized personnel had managed to post product details on our secure blog. Rest assured this is not the case. The above message was written tongue firmly planted in cheek as a response to the post a dear friend left earlier. We hope this clears any and all confusion. God bless, and good night.
2 comments:
I wish it to be brought to the attention of the Company that their references to the credits of an unspecified Monty Python film has been duly noted and appreciated. ;-)
I appreciate the quick response taken by the Company and wish to extend my warmest regards to the "new" management. Many thanks for the Company's concern for a long time customer like myself. I fully understand the limitations a Company of your size faces on a daily basis. I think I speak for all of your customers in saying that we are willing to wait a short while for the quality product you produce. Thank you again for such a prompt response.
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